If you’re not going home for the holidays.
You at least need to call home. You can’t
neglect what’s happening at the other end.
Give advice where advice is needed
“I THINK I GAVE THE RIGHT ADVICE.”
Yo! Come here. I hurt my leg. You saw that Yankee game?
I ch!t where I eat. He’s stealing cars where he lives.
The guy that lives three blocks from you is giving
you looks like he’s ready to murder someone.
BING, BOOM, POW! Down he goes. I punted his head.
Now I’m walking around with a brick in my pocket.
Gold 88, Gold 88, hike, hike, Yo wut did yoo do?
You called in the audible. Everyone did what
they were supposed to do. It was supposed
to be on 2. You snapped the ball on 1.
He’s 20 pounds heavier. I’m being double teamed.
Hockey captains a fagit. The parents are jealous. I made a phone call.
I’m doing sneaky things behind your back. I’m following around roll call.