You are allowed to smoke weed on my boat.
God knows where you got it from.
We didn’t sell it to you.
Make sure to stand in the stern.
We anchor from the bow.
This way the dope doesn’t blow in peoples faces.
If you suffer from motion sickness. Stand in the bow.
The breeze will bring life back in to you.
The bow is called the bow for a reason.
It has the most bounce on the vessel.
The swing is in the rear. I’m getting hung up more than they are.
I’d rather stay here it’s warmer by the engines and the wind is blocked.
Pay the price of its hot or not. The nature of the beast.
Put me anywhere and I’ll produce.
Midship port and starboard when vomiting.
Do not vomit in the nautical head.
On the move only vomit from the stern.
We know CBD activates cannabinoid receptors and can lessen nausea by reducing the chemical that triggers nausea from being released. In fact, the National Cancer Institute cites that medications with cannabinoids are FDA-approved for nausea and vomiting.
Who farted in the galley?
Close the doors.
You’re letting the cold air get out.
Would you like a cheeseburger or a hotdog?
Here’s the condiments.
You can make your own coffee, pay here.
I’d like a bacon egg and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup.
The bait is included in the trip and it’s allover
the F’n place. Diesel burning.
His kid walked on the boat normal as can be.
They fished the stern for warmth. Caught more
fish than needed and left displaced from the
engine burning diesel in there faces.
How come the packages didn’t get delivered?
I put them by the service elevator and called it
in more than once. He decided to leave twenty
minutes early hungover. I took them back and
put them behind the desk. When my shift ends
I’ll deliver them myself. No you can’t do that.
That’s not your job. Crack head Bob calling the
shots. Here comes his cousin Rico Suave.
I’ll F you up. Jumping about and down. Throwing
his fists in the air. What’s this mess behind the
desk. I’m parking the car. Watch the door. I’m
leaving a half hour early. Watch the manual elevator.
The night man. I’m on my way. I live right there.
Yo wut happen?
Beer, Chinese food, I’m the handyman.
Just in case you missed it.
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